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Remember The Labyrinth?  Jim Henson muppets, George Lucas production and David Bowie songs?  What could go wrong?  Only everything.  There is nothing about this movie that is safe for children, especially Bowie’s crystal orb obsession. 
From what I remember there’s an owl kidnapping a baby in the middle of the night, there’s Jennifer Connelly (pre-hotness) falling into a pit of hands and there’s a giant drill that drills directly into the nightmares of children…or something like that.  All I know is I was scared off owls and David Bowie for years. 
Parents, if you want a movie for your kids that will also teach them never to use their imagination again, rent them The Labyrinth.
Check out the trailer here and be fully prepared for the “excitement of David Bowie”

Remember The Labyrinth?  Jim Henson muppets, George Lucas production and David Bowie songs?  What could go wrong?  Only everything.  There is nothing about this movie that is safe for children, especially Bowie’s crystal orb obsession. 

From what I remember there’s an owl kidnapping a baby in the middle of the night, there’s Jennifer Connelly (pre-hotness) falling into a pit of hands and there’s a giant drill that drills directly into the nightmares of children…or something like that.  All I know is I was scared off owls and David Bowie for years. 

Parents, if you want a movie for your kids that will also teach them never to use their imagination again, rent them The Labyrinth.

Check out the trailer here and be fully prepared for the “excitement of David Bowie”

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